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Old 12-17-2006, 12:23 AM   #1
Revan654
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Default Mother Offers to have sex with a Gamestop Employee for a Wii

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I had a very unusual experience at work today. To start things off, I work at a Gamestop right outside of Chicago. Today, I worked a long shift and I found out that our store was getting a shipment a Wii's and PS3's in tomorrow and that certain customers were informed about this shipment and were desperate for both systems, mainly Wii. Well, at 8 PM tonight, people started camping out and sitting in lawn chairs right outside our store and by 9, the number doubled and was almost tripled by when I went home.

I was talking to the campers on and off: they were friendly and were trying to set up an organization to somehow help each other keep their position so they could fairly get what they waited for. At about 10 PM (when the door was locked because we were closing inside), an attractive and very shapely mother came up to the door and knocked to grab my attention.

I went out and talked to her and asked her what she needed. She was trying to discuss something with me yet was very short on details because it seemed as if I was supposed to know what she was aiming at because she tried to do something earlier to our manager.

The other employee on duty pointed out and asked her if she was the one who offered services from her or her friend for the promise of a Wii system and she excitedly said yes and really got into the subject. Basically, she told me that she would be willing to have sex with me or any employee in the store as long as we put a Wii system aside for her.

I first off started by telling her that I and all the employees couldn't for many reasons. I told her that I was taken, that I was a very loyal person, that most of the employees aren't single, and that we could get in deep trouble if we did that. Her reaction to my loyalty comment was that it isn't exactly disloyal to do a serious act to gain something for her or her friends son and mentioned to me that they both still had husbands that wouldn't mind it.

I told her that I was intrigued by the erotic conversation but I couldn't resort to anything of that sort. The interesting part was that, the whole time when I was being friendly and talking to her, she was constantly giving me shifty eyes, intriguing smiles, and basically was a step away from seducing me.
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Old 12-17-2006, 08:13 AM   #2
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i wonder if i'll be driven to do this when the Xbox 1080 comes out?
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:49 PM   #3
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I believe the following smilies and my avatar express my feelings on this best.

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